What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:52

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
What is a sermon to talk about men?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”